This is who I am. But what do you care. I mean, let’s face it. You’re just trying to figure out how to do something interesting and worthwhile with your life like everyone else.
Life has more meaning when no one else is on the beach.
Although, you could be completely satisfied. In which case, I’d like to think I’d like to know you but I honestly wouldn’t like to know you because you’d be smug or boring or pedantic or imaginary. That shouldn’t upset you as you’re completely satisfied.
On a scale of 1-10, I’d say I’m extremely satisfied. Not completely though. Personally, and with respect to you smug bastards, I don’t believe in that. Perhaps you’d like evidence? Well, I can think of nothing more demonstrative of dissatisfaction– partial or otherwise– than the random cessation of one project for the random initiation of another and then another. This one.
Also, do you need a place to stay?
You said what now?